What The Soup?!

What the?! Am I high or was THE SOUP on at 9:30 instead of 10PM tonight? Did that happen to anyone else or just me? I hope my TiVo knew! Now I'm watching 3 tigers tear a man apart in HD, instead of women on ROCK OF LOVE BUS tear each other apart in Regular D. Thanks, Joel!

Happy Friday, Miss Uumellmahaye!

THE MAN WITH TWO BRAINS. Not one of the best movies, but certainly worth of a freaky tribute video. Happy Friday, potatoes.

Work It Harder Better Faster Longer Stronger Bong-er

It's bloody techno, darling!

D'oh!

In Hell

Now THAT's what I call a series premiere, HELL'S KITCHEN! DAMN! Fireworks! Drama! Cursing like that of a Foreign Legionnaire! Crying and even blood! Gordon Ramsey is just plain good TV. He's SUCH a mega-dick on HELL'S KITCHEN but he's often such a kitten on his KITCHEN NIGHTMARES show. He's a healer on KN and a bad-as spank-meister on HK. I'm beginning to wonder if the proliferation of cooking shows (TOP CHEF, etc.) is contributing to America's national fattening. I love HELL'S KITCHEN! Why FOX chose to put it on opposite NBC's ONLY decent shows: THE OFFICE and 30 ROCK is a mystery. I'm videotaping HELL'S KITCHEN old-skool-style on my video cassette recorder (which Comcast Cable Corp. is going to render useless when they force their "secret box" on me). That's when I'll be getting my 2-tuner Direct TV satellite TV. Because Comcast lied. And I am SO sick of companies who are mean to their customers. Comcast sucks. Anyway, watch HELL'S KITCHEN!

Spawn Of The Devil: It's Pregnant Again

Oh shit! Elizabitch Hasselcoulter is squeezing out yet another bigoted right-wing nutjob from her clown-car vagina. She's pictured to the left showing how many children she plans to have. Just what the world needs! More hate and ignorance. On the plus side, she'll be off the show for a few months in August and September, but that's usually when they're on hiatus. Ugh! Watch out world, here comes another bigot-spawn!

Vuh Jay Jay Walker

American Idol. Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

For my post about this week's AMERICAN IDOL, see last week's post. Or, better yet, here it is again (abridged even):
"I'm sad that AMERICAN IDOL was only one hour tonight. I wanted more crazies! Hollywood week is going to be high drama. The "auditions" shows are filled with a LOT more auditioner's stories and a LOT fewer auditions. Every audition was puzzling and seemed to go on forEVER! I'm not enjoying the auditions this season. I'm looking forward to Hollywood week. I hope there will be some singing."

Fat Heads

I'm not sure why THE BIGGEST LOSER (aka THE BOB AND JILLIAN EGO SHOW) decided to give away 115 minutes of the 120 minute show in the previews this week. If you watched NBC at all this week then you already know that the final weigh in (the only reason for watching the show) was gonna be between the two youngest guys. What a dilemma! Despite Tara's right-on plea to save the orange team's lives, they were voted off. This has been the season of bad vote-offs. We'll see what happens in the finale.

Have You Ever Seen Jeff Lieberman and Jonathan Goodwin in the Same Room?

Have You Ever Seen Jeff Lieberman and Jonathan Goodwin in the Same Room? Me neither. Do you know who's who in the pic above? What gives?! Who's casting at the Discovery Channel? They're practically twins. Lieberman is the MIT robotics artist and host of Discovery's TIME WARP. Goodwin is the "escape artist" [crazy person] and host of Discovery's ONE WAY OUT. Goodwin's like a British David Blaine. He's equally as annoying as Blaine but in a different more geeky way. Lieberman is a sexy scientist who is like Bill Nye in designer jeans and clingy t-shirts. Even though ONE WAY OUT has no redeeming scientific value whatsoever, it has its mildly entertaining moments.

SJP and Matthew Broderick are NOT breaking up

Sarah Jessica Parker recently denied rumors that she and husband Matthew Broderick (pictured here) are divorcing. Good for them. Sham marriages are what make Hollywood (or Manhattan) really interesting!

Bonnie Hunt: The Best Show You Aren't Watching (You Know You Aren't!)

I love Bonnie Hunt! Her daytime talk show is often the highlight of my day (humorwise. It's rarely the BEST thing that happened to me all day, anyway...) and I usually can't wait to watch it on TiVo everyday. Do most TiVo owners --like me-- watch shows I'm excited to watch at 20 minutes after they start? Or do you start them live and then take a break? Anyway, one of my favorite things Bonnie Hunt does is mercilessly mock Kim from THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA. Kim, who can't sing a note, is exactly the kind of person who would try out for AMERICAN IDOL and sound dreadful. Bonnie's YouTube site (which doesn't allow embedding :-( ) has a preview clip of her upcoming "Kim" skit. If you're not watching Bonnie, do yourself a favor... watch it a couple times. Smile. You should smile more.

Chia-Obama

Cha cha cha chia! President of the United States and avid reader, Barack Obama, has now received one of our nation's top honors, he's been made into a Chia President. Jeanne Moos of CNN (one of my favorite TV reporters EVER) explains:

Friday Already?!

Happy Friday, potatoes! After laughing my ass off at M. Night Shamalamadingdong's THE HAPPENING last night, I am ready to laugh with something not at it. So, luckily for all of us
tonight brings new episodes of THE SOUP and BEST WEEK EVER. I wish I got the Style Channel so I could also watch :D THE DISH starring Danielle Fishel, who I finally figured out was Topanga on BOY MEETS WORLD, right? But, that's on tomorrow night!

Condensed Soup

Yay, BEST WEEK EVER is back.

The "Real" WEST WING

This is cool, but Obama has a LONG way to go before he replaces Josiah 'Jed' Bartlet as my favorite U.S. President ever!

THAT's what THAT is!

According to a Buzzfeed article, this is the first step in making McDonald's Chicken McNuggets. You are looking at (what I assume is) raw mechanically separated chicken. Enjoy! Our winner was Derek, who technically doesn't win because he didn't post his answer in the comments section of The Sectional he emailed it to me. Derek would have won a McDonald's gift certificate.

R-E-S-P-E-C-T

When you become the other Queen of Soul, you can complain about her taste in "church hats." Otherwise, STFU! Aretha Franklin is allowed to wear whatever the F she wants (as she has repeatedly shown us).

Idol Gives Back (The 2nd Hour of the Show)

I'm sad that AMERICAN IDOL was only one hour tonight. I wanted more crazies! Tatiana Del Toro seemed loonier than William Hung and Lemur-Eyed Boy combined. I thought she sounded OK. The judges toyed with her a bit before relenting and making all her dreams come true by sending her to Hollywood. Bikini Girl, watch out. Then Tatiana cackled on camera for what seemed like EVER. Hollywood week is going to be high drama. Jesús had a touching story, but the "auditions" shows are filled with a LOT more auditioner's stories and a LOT fewer auditions. What does a guy solving a Rubik's Cube have to do with his singing ability? Both the cube and his audition were puzzling. Every audition was puzzling and seemed to go on forEVER! It was 45-freakin' minutes before the first brief montage of actually good singers followed immediately by crazy-screaming girl, Annie. At 47 minutes into the show, Adam came along. They showed his musical theatre background. He was dressed hip and sexy. His voice was very interesting. He was also relaxed and surprisingly not crazy. And then for the last few minutes of the show, they brought it down. Way down. Cue the Kleenex. I'm not enjoying the auditions this season. I'm looking forward to Hollywood week. I hope there will be some singing.

Gone!

Goodbye W. - "The End of An Error"

George W. Bush is the WORST PRESIDENT in American History. And let's hope it stays that way! America could not survive another national tragedy like George W. Bush. I am among many people who still dispute the legality of his first term since was appointed to the job by his father's buddies not by the American people. It's important to remember that he was NOT elected President in 2000. He was appointed. In some ways, it could be called a "bloodless coup." Bush and Cheney took over our country from democracy. Their agenda was clear: shred the Constitution and every document created as President, empower corporations to strip the resources of the planet for their gain, and vacation... a LOT. Pure, evil greed. Few Presidents have done so much damage to our own country in 8 years. I'm still baffled that he was elected to a 2nd term, but unfortunately the blame for that lies with either Howard "Woo Woo" Dean, John "Shut The Fuck Up You Wordy Bastard" Kerry or the Republican-owned Diebold Corporation for rigging all the electronic voting machines. Either way, Americans have suffered through 8 long, tough years of lies, terrorist attacks, fearmongering, warmongering, torture, limitless government spending, environmental rape, and racial cleansing in New Orleans. When we look back on these 8 years, we will be ashamed that we allowed it to occur. If you voted for George W. Bush, you have blood on your hands from the U.S. Soldiers killed for no reason and for those tortured in the name of the United States of America. BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS!

But, let's start with a little fantasy story that keeps me awake at night. Let's say Al Gore had fought a little harder or Jimmy Carter showed up to sort things out. Gore wins in 2000. Gore would have kept the deficit and the budget in check, and he would have spent the BAJILLIONS of dollars Bush has squandered on the Iraq War on new energy sources and peaceful negotiations with the world leaders. The Iraq war has cost OVER $500,000,000,000 TRILLION dollars. Do you know how many Prius' that buys? How many solar panels? How many jobs that money could create? That money could build schools, buy books, pay teachers.

9/11 happened on Bush's watch. He ignored intelligence that warned him -- and his administration -- of the impending attack and they did nothing. Bush was the Commander in Chief who allowed this attack to occur. If I was Commander in Chief and I read a memo that said, "Bin Laden Determined To Strike Inside the U.S." I might have perked up my ears a bit. Maybe put a little just-in-case plan together that did not include reading a children's book while YOUR nation was under attack. FAHRENHEIT 9/11 will be remembered as the accurate retelling of the 9/11 cover-ups committed by your regime. Its enormous box-office grosses speaks to the feeling that people do NOT feel like they got the full story from Bush or the press.

And, where is Osama Bin Laden? Finding and bringing Osama Bin Laden to the U.S. for a trial and/or execution was Bush's #1 job from 9/12 on, and he did little to find Bin Laden. He had almost 8 years to find ONE man, and he could NOT do it. I really hope that when Obama finds Osama that Osama produces the proof that Bush and Cheney were behind the 9/11 attacks on American soil. They were the only people capable of such an attack and the only ones to benefit. Devastating to the country, 9/11 was a windfall for Bush. One problem, Bin Laden's already been "taken care of" Sopranos-style or he's kickin' it in Bali with WAY more than 72 virgins by now. So, to shift the focus from Bush's greatest failure, he created his biggest mistake: The Iraq War.

Iraq War (as of last week)
4226 American deaths
4087 of the AFTER "Mission Accomplished"
Official number of soldiers wounded 30,934
Unofficial estimates put the number of AMERICAN soldier wounded closer to 100,000
Some NGOs put the Iraqi death toll including women and children at over 1 million. This is all over a war that was based on fabricated evidence and bully tactics. This call to urgent war had a hastily bullied "coalition" of a few nations but faced opposition from the U.N. and the majority of nations worldwide. But Bushy knew better. The only thing worse than going to war is STILL being at war. It's like someone gave Bush a copy of "Middle Eastern War For Dummies" and he threw it aside and made it up as he went along. Dick Cheney's former employer Haliburton and other war profiteers lined their pockets with BILLIONS of tax-payer dollars while randomly and wantonly shooting up a sovereign nation without having to adhere to ANY rule book. Those "in charge" stole from, lied to, and plundered Iraq. Thousands of American soldiers killed and Bush still sees no end in sight. No possible way out of the mess he'd created. So he surged and stalled and lied and danced and now Iraq is Obama's problem. So, hopefully soon Guantanamo Bay will be closed and the troops will start handing Iraq back to its rightful owners. Then our soldiers and their support staff can come home, get the help and treatment they need, and get on with their lives.

George Bush to New Orleans: Drown and die, I don't care! Katrina was another test that Bush failed miserably. And when Bush fails, it's something to behold. He was on vacation and paling around with buddies while New Orleans was drowning. Kanye West was the only man who said what needed to be said. Unfortunately, Mike Meyers got caught in the crossfire. I don't really care for Kanye West, but he will ALWAYS have a special place in my heart for going "off prompter" on live national TV. WAY off prompter!

And, Bush STILL doesn't get it! W. thinks that he and FEMA did a great job in New Orleans. He castigates anyone who would suggest otherwise.


prophecy. But, this was a direct result of Bush's regulation-free 8 years of corporate fraud, greed, and theft. WTF happened last summer with gas prices?! The entire U.S. got royally spanked by the oil industry and Bush just went on vacation again! He sat there and watched/let it happen. Gas prices skyrocketed due to nothing more than the threat that oil prices might climb, which turned out to be a self-fulilingExxonMobil and the other scumsucking assholes who sell you gasoline made RECORD quarterly profits in the months during the price-gouging. I wonder how much stock the Bush family has in oil companies?

The Bush Legacy and the Bush Library. Are you KIDDING me?! Bush and Cheney shredded everything that could prove they did ANYTHING between 2000 and 2009. They tossed computer servers into industrial strength wood-chippers. They never told the truth. A George W. Bush Library is a sick and stupid joke. Will the library tour start with the "ABCs & 123s" and work its way through torture, regulationless corporate bacchanalia, racist/homophobic policy, exposing classified CIA agents' identities, and finish off with other civil and human rights violations? I hope Bush is hung as an International War Criminal in Switzerland before the groundbreaking on his "libary" can even occur.

And, perhaps his final racist asshole move was to deny the Obama family the right to stay at Blair House where EVERY incoming President has stayed since forEVER. Petty. Little.

Goodbye, W. You were the WORST thing to happen to America since the Civil War. Your legacy? You took a healthy country on the verge of becoming a shining beacon to the world known for peace, innovation, and justice. And, you ruined it, destroyed it, over and over and over until there was barely anything left for to hand over to your successor. You sucked our country DRY! You BLED our wallets. You burned the Constitution (along with your papers, emails, and Post-It notes). Bush's BS Presidential Library will be a black hole that sucks the truth in! It will be one small empty room, which pretty much sums you up. Hopefully, the memorial erected to the thousands or millions of people killed during your regime because of your stupidity and selfishness will more accurately reflect your impact on history and on America.

MLK Day 2009: A Dream On The Verge Of Coming True

Democracy is the greatest form of government to my mind that man has ever conceived, but the weakness is that we have never touched it. Isn’t it true that we have often taken necessities from the masses to give luxuries to the classes? Isn’t it true that we have often in our democracy trampled over individuals and races with the iron feet of oppression? Isn’t it true that through our Western powers we have perpetuated colonialism and imperialism? And all of these things must be taken under consideration as we look at Russia [or Iraq or Iran]. We must face the fact that the rhythmic beat of the deep rumblings of discontent from Asia and Africa is at bottom a revolt against the imperialism and colonialism perpetuated by Western civilization all these many years. The success of communism [terrorism] in the world today is due to the failure of democracy to live up to the noble ideals and principles inherent in its system.

And this is what Jesus means when he said: "How is it that you can see the mote in your brother’s eye and not see the beam in your own eye?" Or to put it in Moffatt’s translation: "How is it that you see the splinter in your brother’s eye and fail to see the plank in your own eye?" And this is one of the tragedies of human nature. So we begin to love our enemies and love those persons that hate us whether in
collective life or individual life by looking at ourselves.

What's That?

What's being extruded into the box? Guess in the COMMENTS section! The truth will be posted soon in the COMMENTS section. Insulation? Ice cream? Fro Yo? Dog food? Monkey chow? Pepto-Bismol concentrate? Sausage? Frosting?

SNL: Rosario Live

We'll have clips and a complete SNL wrap-up on Sunday afternoon. Don't miss it! (The wrap-up, not the show. The show probably won't be very good.) I stand corrected the show was pretty funny. I didn't post the Aladdin clip here because it's pretty long, but ALADDIN is one of my favorite movies, and the spoof was BRILLIANT! Check it out on NBC.com and/or HULU.com Here are a few of the highlights. Anne Coulter explains that torture is "Christiany."

EVERYTHING MUST GO! (Really!)

More to come soon. OR, visit NBC.com or HULU.com!

Saturday Afternoon Video Buffet

Take a break, potatoes! Kick back with your laptops on your laps or in your desk chair. Here's a little video salad with dressing on the side. Mmmm, yummy.

WTF*

*What the FRAK?! Without giving away any spoilers, I have to say that the first episode of BATTLESTAR GALACTICA was a fraking disaster, and I not in the nuclear or hurricane way. Maybe it's because I don't care about any of the characters because it's been sooooo sooooooo soooo fraking long since the show's been on. The whole fraking episode seemed like a bunch of completely unrelated and random events that didn't add up to ANYTHING. Starbuck did not fraking explain why there was a huge worldwide coffee franchise named after her. The Admiral was behaving like fraking Baltar. Where the frak was Baltar? The President was acting like a Six with crippling fraking PMS. One amazing improvement was the background soundtrack, which in surround sound filled the room with eerie background clangs and clanks and echoing spooky noises in every scene on the ship. Frakin' awesome (but pointless if there's nothing on the show but a bunch of random background noises). Not frakin' awesome was the exposition back story about the music the secret in-fleet Cyclons all heard which eventually drew them all together. Earth, though, was like a cheesy 80's BSG set and NOT up to 00's BSG's usual standards. The entire episode was dangerously close to previous episodes of shows like LOST (blech!) and HEROES (????) which caused me to stop watching the show. The producers seem to be tossing all the show's previous plot points and characters into an airlock and flushing them out into deep space. Now that I know who the final 5th secret Cyclon is, it makes much LESS sense than all the people the show was alluding to throughout the completely superfluous first 41 minutes of the episode loyal fans have been waiting almost a year for. Don't FRAK this up, BSG! We're counting on you to lead us all out of TV hell.

Don't Fall In Love With a Homo

Good advice, ladies. Happy Friday, potatoes, from gay pop superstar, TV personality, and nightlife legend, "Gay Pimp" Jonny McGovern. The Gay Pimp blazed onto the New York scene in 2000 with a satirical mix of character comedy and dirty gay hits. That's from his web site; though, I cleaned up the grammar. Who is proofreading your site, Jonny?! I think Jonny is hilarious. You may have seen him on recent VH1 snark-o-vision shows where they "countdown" the 90s or whatever. Search for him on YouTube and you'll find a bounty of humorous and nasty videos.

BEST and WORST Dressed at the GLOBES

Patty's BEST and WORST dressed from the Golden Globes.
First, the WTF Award of the Awards' Season goes to Drew BarryMOREMOREMORE who -- I suspect -- is a staunch woman. S-T-A-U-N-C-H. She looks like she's been rolling around on the red carpet. I both love and hate this "look" so much that I just had to say WTF!Now on to the WORST
This dress makes me physically ill. It looks like an alien threw up all over Maggie Gyllendon't. Her makeup looked ONE small dab shy of Dina Martina, and her hair was a high-top fade.
Oh my f#cking hell! Renee!! Renee Crazyweger looked like Blanche Dubois from head to toe after a ROUGH night dashing from plantation to plantation looking for a few kind strangers. Ghastly!
And, finally the BEST
Amy Adams was stunning in this dress. Sadly, this photo doesn't do it justice, but in HD on a big TV it was breathtaking! I have to ask, why no necklace? But, otherwise flawless.
My personal favorite of the evening was Mary Louise Parker in this hypnotic blue vision. She was a beacon in a night of mostly muted flesh tones and metallics. Plus, her skin is just so DAMN perfect that she looks so good in everything. Again, in HD, the dress was alive!
What did you think? Send me a link in your comments and I'll add the dress. Comment on my faves and/or share yours!

Mormon HATE Money

Some interesting facts about the Mormon money trail involved in the Yes on 8 campaign in California. Don't forget to ask your Senator and Congressperson to revoke the Mormon's status as a tax-exempt "religious" organization. They are a lobbying organization.

How Do You Really Feel CNN?

First Rick Sanchez has a few choice words for "Joe" the "plumber" who, as you may know, is now a "war correspondent" in Israel for a conservative news outlet. Conservatives are just truly batshit crazy in a way that can only be watched in amazement and openly mocked. Good job, Mr. Sanchez. I may have found my replacement Keith Olbermann. Also, I like Sanchez because he's "totally wired" and has deep roots in social netowrking integrated into his broadcast. He is a technological pioneer, and don't piss him off!

And, then there's Jack Cafferty. Seriously! don't piss off Jack Cafferty! I love how he just lets it fly. I hope that while striving to present impartial or balanced stories on TV news that more stations will offer "viewpoint" moments like Sanchez' "Joe" jab and Cafferty's brilliant daily gripe!

I DULL

Night two of AMERICAN IDOL was total dejavu. It was so formulaic. There were the crazies, followed by the super-crazies, the people with tough lives and sad stories. There was even another Castro family off-spring. Perhaps you will remember Jason Castro from last season. He was a total goob with cool hair and a nice smile. I thought he was an awful singer and an even worse performer. Well, he has a brother who also can't sing and has the stage presence of a mic stand. Michael Castro describes himself as the manlier of the two. Yikes! I would NOT be shocked to learn that either Castro boy also had a vagina. Check out the photos. They are the LAST photos of a Castro on this blog! There are --as usual-- some good singers, but we're also --as usual-- only getting a fraction of the whole story. We won't see all the people selected from Phoenix or Kansas City until Hollywood if ever. 147 folks Made it through to Hollywood according to Ryan's voice over, including Bikini Girl, Recent Widower, and Welder Guy. Appropriately, the show ended with some girl holding her head in her hands crying out in desperation, "Oh my God, I can not believe this sh*t!" Indeed, girlfriend. None of us can.

RIP: Ricardo Montalban 1920 - 2009

RIP: Ricardo Montalban
1920 - 2009
I hope you're relaxing on some soft Corinthian leather wherever you are. Perhaps you and Hervé are kickin' it old skool style with some hot Latinas.

FAT Tuesday

After a holiday TV famine that almost cost me my sanity, TV is back with an embarrassment of riches. AMERICAN IDOL kicked off its 8th unlikely season with an absolutely cracked out opening montage. With Fantasia in foreclosure I'm not sure what message she sends to future IDOL hopefuls. On the other hand, Carrie Underwood's 11 million record sales figure is catching up to Kelly Clarkson's 19 million. You can NEVER tell who's going to win from the auditions. So many people crack later. David Cook was (and still is) a pudgy dweeb who happens to have a HOT voice and a smart ear for music. And, now look at him! AMERICAN IDOL season 8 started out in Phoenix where the usual suspects were joined by a new judge, Kara DioGuardi. Who? Ok, I get it. She's worked with some very annoying people who've sold a lot of records (and -- it turns out -- she can sing quite well herself). But, I still don't know her well enough to care. Some say four judges is pointless or superfluous. The whole show is pointless and superfluous, so I say bring on 10 judges. 16 year olds can be berated and belittled by as many people as FOX can afford to pay to show up. Typical of FOX's economy with new footage, I think the first actual audition occurred about 16 minutes into the show. Let the train wreck commence! It only took 30 minutes for Paula to give Simon the finger. Paula looked great. Speaking of Paula, I love the weirdos on the show... the contestants, I mean. I prefer the indignant hot-heads compared to the emotional criers. My favorites from Tuesday's show were Michael Gurr (whoa!), Leah-Marie (Kara's only fan), and Bikini Girl (who I can NOT believe got through to Hollywood! Are you kidding me?!) Of course the weirdest shot of the whole show was Ryan kissing a woman. Technically, a woman was kissing Ryan who appeared frozen with fear and/or revulsion. Also, Ryan, it's kinda uncool to give a BLIND guy a high five (since he can't see you giving it!) Next time, maybe a pat on the back or a hug?

Speaking of hugs, THE BIGGEST LOSER: COUPLES (or THE BOB AND JILLIAN EGO SHOW) was back for the cursed week 2 episode. Cursed because contestants who lost BIG the first week often suffer from biological-backlash and only lose a pound or two after a 20 pound loss the week before. This season's episode 2 was no different. It still amazes me that millions of Americans (and I) watch this show, which is basically 40 minutes of morbidly obese people in very little clothing being weighed. I mean, who wouldn't lose as much weight as they could if they had a personal trainer who guided you through an Olympic athlete's workout every day and you had nutritional guidance and medical supervision. What THE BIGGEST LOSER (or THE BOB AND JILLIAN EGO SHOW) hasn't shown you on the show are the past winners who've ballooned since winning the show. Paraphrasing the guy said on tonight's episode it's like winner's spend $200,000 of the quarter million dollar prize on fried chicken and the rest on a car. Erik Chopin, the winner of NBC's third season of The Biggest Loser (pic) gained half his amazing 200+ pound weigh loss back and appeared on Oprah this past week to apologize to his fans and supporters for topping the scales at over 300 pounds again. It ain't easy. But it does make for fascinating TV. FINALLY!

I would like to talk about a double-standard that seems profoundly weird to me. Janet Jackson flashes ONE saggy old booby on the Superbowl and America has an actual hissy-fit causing unprecedented shock waves through the entire television industry. But, every week guys with bigger, flabbier, uglier boobs that Mrs. Jackson flash them BOTH on the scale for minutes while the camera just fixates on them. I really just don't get why men can flash their giant breasts around all day and all night and one tiny black woman flashes one titty for a second and world goes mad! Speaking of boobs...

And, NO, I didn't see Ann Actualcoulter on THE VIEW with Elizabitch Hasselcoulter. One of them is bad enough. Two would kill me! Putting either on TV is a crime against rational thought and human decency. I will probably NEVER watch THE VIEW again.

Fierce!

I love people who just dance where ever is most convenient at the time. It doesn't matter where you dance. If you can dance like the folks in these videos, you should do it often and everywhere!

Oh, Shane Mercado, I adore you! Here's the original Shane "Single Ladies" video from his bedroom. He glams it up a bit on THE BONNIE HUNT SHOW, but this video shows off his sexy bod. As I've said before, if you've got the body for a costume like that you have a duty to wear it. You go gurl!

Who Wants to Be a Millionare: The Sectional Edition

D! D! The answer is D! Final answer!Um...? All of the above? D? A?To make your own version of WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONARE (or QUI VEUT GAGNER DES MILLIONS) here. Knowing French helps.