Thursday, December 22, 2011

Happy Anniversary to The Sectional! (sorta)

Turns out that the "traditional" 3rd Anniversary gift is "leather." The modern gift is crystal, but since we kicked meth we're avoiding that. JK.

Sorry we haven't been posting more. Work takes its toll. Patty has a tumblr feed updated often, and don't you forget about The Sectional Twitter feed!

So in honor of our sorta leather anniversary... Kirk, take it away....

Hmmm, or maybe it'll be the other way around. Good luck, Kirk.

Thursday, November 4, 2010

The Real Housewife of Gilligan's Island

"I don't know how we're going to explain to our friends that we spent several years with people who aren't even in the social register." Lovey

Oops! Fell Off The Grid!

Do not ever buy a house! Anyway, I sold my house. It only took 5 1/2 months. I don't want to talk about it. Sorry to have accidentally disappeared. A house fell on me.

Thursday, May 27, 2010


How fierce was Wendy today?
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Two days in a row! Lookin' goooood, Wendy!
And, this just in! There's a special page just for Wendy's new wig. Definitely check it out!

Just my opinion. Agree? Disagree? Comment here and/or on Wendy's wardrobe page.

Wednesday, May 26, 2010


How fierce was Wendy today?
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Absolutely fabulous today. Loooove the dress.
Just my opinion.

Tuesday, May 25, 2010


How fierce was Wendy today?
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The accessories aaalmost saved the Wal*MART dress which I did not care for.
The hair was FAAAABulous.
Just my opinion.
I'm not "raggin'" on Wendy. She's a fashionista, and I wanna talk about what fabulous, gorgeous, crazy shit she's got on. Face it, it's better than my Elizabitch Hasselbitch Bitch-O-Meter, right? So comment, y'all!

Monday, May 24, 2010


Maybe I'm just in a good mood, but Wendy's simple but perfect look knocked it out of the park. Everything just worked today. How YOU doin?!

How fierce was Wendy today?
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Just my opinion.

Friday, May 21, 2010


How fierce was Wendy today?
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Just plain fabulous today.
Just my opinion.

Tuesday, May 18, 2010


How fierce was Wendy today?
Check Wendy's Wardrobe Page on
LOVE the outfit! And, the shoes... scrumptious! I needed more from the hair. Yesterday's wig set the bar pretty high.
Just my opinion. Comment on

Monday, May 17, 2010

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Happy Anniversary To Us!

Today is our 2nd Anniversary! We're still planning to relaunch in 2010! Until then, follow us on Twitter.

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Get Off The Couch While We Vacuum Underneath

The Sectional Blog is gearing up for a total relaunch in January 2010! Stay tuned!

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Levis versus Toughskins

Kathy Griffin "interviewed" Levi Johnston when she filled in for Larry King. She proceeded to verbally "date" him for 10 minutes. It is hilarious, political, raunchy, and - technically - on CNN.

I'll have some of whatever she's smokin'! :-)

Saturday, August 1, 2009


We've gone fishin'!!

The Sectional -- like MOST of TV -- is on hiatus... sorta. We're still Twittering, but it's just too darn HOT in Seattle to post full blog
posts. Plus, TV has slid into the summer doldrums. It's not pretty.

Set your Twitter to "FOLLOW" and let's micro-blog this August out like mutha! @thesectional

The Twitter feed is in the sidebar to the right too. --->>

See you in September (or October) with new posts about Ben from Ace of Cakes, Jeff from Time Warp, Anderson Cooper, Regis and Kelly and so much more!

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Me and My Llama

I learned a lot from watching public television as a kid. One thing that I have never ever forgotten is the Me & My Llama song from Sesame Street. The first (and only) time that I saw that segment, the song was forever burned in my brain. The nearly 3 minute interstitial has it all: an adorable little girl, a llama, a dentist, and the wild and wonderful streets of Manhattan. There is drama, there is comedy, there is music.

No one I have ever met remembered that piece from Sesame. Until now. God bless YouTube:

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Happy Mother's Day! from SNL

As only Andy Samberg and Justim Timberlake could wish it, Happy Mother's Day.

Thursday, April 30, 2009

Make Him a Supermodel

I love any supermodel show - especially Bravo's Make Me a Supermodel. Extra especially because Jonathan is on it: He's gorgeous and he's British. His only deficit is that he's married. But the fact he wore chaps and wrangled two horses while still looking this good in the photo shoot this week makes up for that fact.

Sunday, April 26, 2009

R.I.P. Dorothy Zbornak

The Sectional is mourning the loss of the beloved Bea Arthur who passed away yesterday from cancer at the age of 83. This old broad will be missed dearly. CBS Sunday Morning did a great feature on her today by rerunning a recent interview. Bea's character Dorothy Zbornak from the brilliant Golden Girls always reminded Patty and me of our grandmother, Mamaw. I'd like to think that they are drinking some gin & tonics somewhere together now.

What is your favorite Bea Arthur memory or character? Tell us!

Friday, April 24, 2009

Happy Friday, Potatoes! The tastiest sandwich on earth!

Happy Friday, Potatoes. Has anyone seen Neil Patrick Harris and Anderson Cooper 360 in the same room at the same time?  I think they're the same person.  Only kelly Ripa knows for sure.  Now just put me between the two and you've got the MOST delicious sandwich on Earth.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

SAVED by SIMON (spoiler alert)

Simon (and allegedly the rest of the judges) saved Justin Timberlake from elimination on Wednesday night's AMERICAN IDOL.  Do you agree? Are you pissed?  Happy? Annoyed? Angry? Post it in the comments section.  Prizes may be lurking in the comments section for commenters drawn at random through Friday.  Just sayin'...

Wednesday, April 8, 2009


Who was the creepy bald dude in the audience on Tuesday night's AMERICAN IDOL?

Gokey was Michael MacDonald

Kris was kinda like Geraldo mixed with the Backstreet Boys

Lil WAS Angela Bassett as Tina Turner

Anoop was Barry White

Scott is still The Greatest American Hero

Alison is Stevie Nicks (this week)

Matt is still Justin Timberlake

Adam Lambert is... I don't know because FOX cut him off. My AMERICAN IDOL ended BEFORE Adam Lambert's performance. That doesn't seem fair to me. Anyone else miss Adam's performance or just me?

Get it while you can! Here's a YouTube clip of Adam Lambert's performance on AMERICAN IDOL from Tuesday night. I'm am SO mad that THIS is the performance that I didn't get to see because FOX was over by about 5 minutes last night. So, if your DVR or VCR denied you this performance, enjoy it while you can...

Tuesday, March 31, 2009


Any popular song on iTunes?! And no one did "I Love College"!?

Anoop - Usher dressed as Michael Jackson singing like Kayne West.

Megan - Lauren Hill who hates whitey as sung by whitey. Awful.

Gokey - Killed it.

Allison - Perfect. Just a dash of Pat Benatar.

Scott - Still blind. Still cannot sing. AND I hate HATE Billy Joel.

Matt Timberlake - Uh oh. Bad.

Lil - The best! + Ryan threw her a life raft by kidnapping her daughter and selling her to Randy.

Adam - Liza Minnelli is BACK, baby!
Kris - Hot but boring.

Scott, Megan, or even Anoop could go this week. Anyone else and I'm gonna be pissed!

Friday, March 20, 2009

Grey Gardens: The Movie (No, not that one. Or that one. Not the musical.) It's on HBO.

Lord knows I was skeptical, but hopeful that Drew Barrymore's GREY GARDENS would be either so bad it was good or just plain good. The trailer won me over. And, I now am excited to see the movie. Anyone I know got HBO?
LOVE the accents!