Showing posts with label grammy nominations. Show all posts
Showing posts with label grammy nominations. Show all posts

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Grammys and Jesus to Kathy Griffin: SUCK IT!

The Sectional is sad to report that Kathy Griffin's dream of winning a Grammy has come to an end... at least for this year. I'm sure she'll have lots to say about being beaten out for the Grammy by a dead guy (George Carlin). We're afraid to ask what she'll do next year to get Grammy voters' attention. But, we can't wait to watch! Sorry, Kathy. WE still love you!

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Get Ready To Suck It Again, Jesus!

That's right, bitches! The National Academy of Recording Arts & Sciences (the Grammy people) have announced the list of nominees for this year's TON of awards, and Kathy Goddamn Griffin got herself a nomination. Now all she's gotta do is reel that baby in! Oh Lord (who I don't believe in), please let the producers of the Grammy Award Telecast be people who have been living under a rock for the past few years, and Lord (who I still don't believe in), please let them give Kathy her award on LIVE(ish) network TV. If you let Kathy Griffin give an acceptance speech on the Grammy Awards Telecast I will never take your name in vain, even though I don't believe you exist. And, your son had better get ready to suck it!