First She Loses Her Daughter

Now she lost her husband, again. According to the News Of The World, the Nirvana frontman's remains – the location of which has previously been kept secret – were taken from the Los Angeles home of his widow Courtney Love.

The ashes were said to have been kept in a "pink teddy bear-shaped bag along with a lock of his hair" and were taken with some jewellery and clothes.

Some of the Nirvana frontman's ashes were previously scattered near his home in Washington State and some at a New York Buddhist temple, with his widow retaining the rest.

The Widow Love slurred, "They were all I had left of my husband. [Except for his millions of dollars.] I used to take them everywhere with me just so I could feel Kurt was still with me. Now it feels like I have lost him all over again."

Do they come in red?

It must be time for The Widow Cobain to send Frances Bean to college because you can now buy the "Kurt Cobain Signature Converse." I'm ordering the pair with the powder burns and blood stains patterns. TACKY, even for Courtney Love!