Happy Friday, Potatoes! The tastiest sandwich on earth!

Happy Friday, Potatoes. Has anyone seen Neil Patrick Harris and Anderson Cooper 360 in the same room at the same time?  I think they're the same person.  Only kelly Ripa knows for sure.  Now just put me between the two and you've got the MOST delicious sandwich on Earth.

SNL 2009: Neil Patrick Harris

Tonight, SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE returned live with host and gay cutie-pie Neil Patrick Harris. Sadly, the show is without new mom Amy Poehler. Thank god (who I don't believe in) that Kristin Wiig is still kicking ass on the show! She did a spot-on Kathie Lee Gifford on the interminable 5th hour of the TODAY show. She also had a triumphant return as terminally annoying know-it-all Penelope with a surprise ending. And the SNL faux game show with the BEST theme song ever, "Two First Names" featured -among others - Wiig as Jamie Lee Curtis (having a digestive emergency). Sadly, I can't find a clip of "Two First Names." :-(
This clip is called "Fran & Freba"

Penelope's two best friends are a tomato and Liza Minnelli.

Wiig does a FRIGHTENINGLY flawless Kathie Lee Gifford as the 4th hours of the TODAY show drones on and on and on...

The rest of last night's clips from SNL are on NBC clips page or on Hulu.

TV and The Gays

What is it about the gays that makes them such excellent talk show hosts? Both Neil Patrick Harris (who hosted today, pictured to the left with Kelly) and Anderson Cooper (who's a habitual co-hoster) are exceptional co-hosts on LIVE WITH ______ AND KELLY. Whenever they co-host the show it soars. Regis can still host the show in his sleep (thank goodness) and there is no one like Regis, BUT the show takes on an entirely new character when the super gays co-host with Kelly. Kelly is a super fag hag of epic proportions. I get the feeling there's nothing she wouldn't do for the gays. Today, Neil Patrick Harris was hilarious during the host chat. He just kept knocking these witty remarks out of the park. Then once the interviews started, NPH even made Alan Alda seem vaguely interesting. In my mind, NPH made out a little with Jesse McCartney backstage right before he went on, and it was OK with both or their BFs. Anyway, Kelly then took a tour of "the best of" Off Broadway which was fascinating. She did cartwheels at NAKED BOYS SINGING and danced on a wire in a harness against a ginormous mylar scrim in FUERZA BRUTA. I have to find out more about FUERZA BRUTA. It looks incredible! THEN, as if that weren't enough LIVE for a Friday NPH and Kelly went outside (which I love!) to grill with mega-hunk Cameron Matheson. I'd love to taste Cameron Matheson's grilled swordfish. Hot on so many levels. I didn't want the show to end, but then it did. Ugh, now I have to watch THE VIEW.