Christmas Came Early To THE SECTIONAL!

BITCHCON ZERO! BITCHCON ZERO! Something was blessedly absent from THE VIEW today, Elizabitch Hasellcoulter's big fat mouth! They claimed her excuse was a "sick kid" which everyone knows means 3 day weekend. Or, maybe she got taken out to the woodshed for her unconscionable behavior over the past few weeks. Whatever the reason, I thoroughly enjoyed the back and forth during hot topics this morning. It was great to hear from Whoopi (for a change). She was serious and funny and got a chance to bounce ideas off all 3 other women on the panel. They all even made fun of Elizabeth while they were talking about how gas prices and the federal debt had doubled under Dictator Bush's reign. Why can't every day be like this?!