Pick Up My Slack!

Hey, Bitches! I'm having a contest and ANYONE* can enter. All you have to do is post a comment on THE SECTIONAL between right now and May 31(ish), and you'll automatically be entered to win a chance to post on THE SECTIONAL as guest editor for a day. Write about what you are watching or what you are wearing while you are watching shows about what other people are wearing. Be pretty, witty, and gay (even if you aren't!) because I want those comments to "sparkle," people! Plug your favorite restaurant or live show. Blab about your best bar or your wildest hobby. Watch your potty-mouth and no slander or libel for Christ's sake. (*You have to have a Blogspot or Google login to post on THE SECTIONAL, FYI y gracias.) The fine print: I pick the winner and select the date and time the post(s) appear. Elizabeth Hasselbeck is NOT eligible! Otherwise, go nuts!