Will someone give Joy Behar the goddamned Nobel Peace Prize already!?!

Jesus christ! What does Joy Behar have to do to get the Nobel Peace Prize already. What that poor woman has had to put up with for eleven f*cking years!! She was with Starrr Jones longer than Starrr Jones was with her "husband." She put up with Debbie Matenopoulos and Starrr Jones at the same time for one or two seasons. She's had to watch the decomposing corpse of Barbara Walters deteriorate (up close). Meridith Viera was a live wire, and usually a good "straight man" for Joy's biting humor. She and Rosie stood strong against Evil Elizabitch Hasselspaz for a year, and only Joy survived.

Not only did she survive, but she's really picked up the torch where Rosie threw it down in disgust. I expected Whoopi to take on Elizabeth more, but Whoopi realized simultaneously -- I think -- that Elizabeth a) isn't worth the trouble, and b) won't really let her get a word in edgewise. Whoopi has enough to do keeping the show on track without going 'round and 'round with Republican robot Elizabeth "John McCain!! John McCain!!" Hasselbeck.

Hopefully, the decomposing corpse of Barbara Walters realizes soon that Elizabeth is just Anne Coulter in better clothes. The show could have so much better discourse if Elizabeth had two or three settings. But, since she doesn't, let's replace her with someone who is intelligent and informed rather than knee-jerk and repetitive.

Ever since she hit BITCHCON 5 on March 24 and then hit BITCHCON 4 on March 28, I think someone at THE VIEW sat Elizabeth down and told her to cool her Republican robot jets.  Only time will tell, and hopefully Joy Behar will still be there to celebrate.  She's damn funny.  She speaks her mind.  And, she's had to put up with a LOT in the past 11 years.  Joy Behar is LONG overdue for a week-long celebration of THE BEST OF JOY!  Let her book the guests she wants.  Let her run the show.  She's earned that right at least!  I'll be watching and waiting for Joy to rise and Elizabeth to fall.