Monday Morning Mystery Clip

I think the reason my my life has stalled is because when I was a little boy I wanted to grow up and be a washed up former Broadway star vacationing on a Mexicanish cruise. I'm finding it difficult to aspire to that lately. Is there anything one can't learn from Carol Channing, Ethel Merman, Anne Miller, and Della Reese? The only thing missing is Charo.