Live from New York, it's Kristin Wiig!

Out of 11 skits and bits on last night's SNL, hilarilady Kristin Wiig was in 5 of them. Her aping of Suze Orman was spot-on and hilarious if you watch Suze Orman. "Remember, people first. Then money. Then Things. Then Jackets!" and "Over my tan face and pale body..." were two of the best lines from her Orman. Wiig is flawless in her imitation of Suze's over-the-top speaking style.

Not to mention the fact that she opened the show as Silva Spitzer and said everything that needed to be said without saying a word. I thought they should have zoomed in on just her while "Spitzer" was saying "Live from New York..." More Wiig! More Wiiiiig!

Host Jonah Hill wasn't exactly comfortable with live TV, but he KILLED in the digital short with Andy Samberg, which you have to see to believe.



Don't get me wrong, I love Mariah Carey. I have just about every one of her albums, and I actually paid for most of them. But, I do not love her vagina, and I wish she'd stop trying to cram it down my throat --so to speak. Her skirt in the first number on SNL last night was so short I could see her bridge work. And, the low camera angle didn't help. THEN, in the second number, she was wearing jeans from the Dina Martina collection. You could have swiped an Amex card through her camel toe and gotten money out of her! Apparently, Mariah's back, baby. And, her vagina's not taking any prisoners!

And, to NBC: SNL is on the border of ending up on the TiVo Sh*t List because it ends a 1:08 AM, which means us poor old one-tuner TiVo types have to choose between SNL and Comedy Central's SECRET STASH. No fair! SNL is 70% filler and commercials anyway, so why not end at 1:05 (or 1:04) and let us have our censored and uncensored comedy on Saturday night?