Chappy Chanukah Night 5

Happy Chanukah Night 5, Jewtatoes! Click on the Christian Siriano Fierce Menorah to see it full sized. On this day in history, Jesus wasn't born. Also, in 1066, William the Conqueror was crowned King of England. George Washington crossed the Delaware River and surprised the Hessians. In 1830, the first regularly scheduled passenger train in the United States began operation in South Carolina. In 1949, fictitious detective Dick Tracy got married on Christmas Day. The comic strip hero, who was not a real person, married Tess Trueheart (also fictitious). In 1993 Mariah Carey had the #1 single in the U.S., "Hero", from the #1 album in the U.S., "Music Box." Anti-Christ Karl Rove was hatched today from the abandoned egg of Satan's bitch. Happy Birthday to the following people who aren't Jesus Christ: Sir Isaac Newton, Clara Barton, Conrad Hilton, Cab Calloway, Anwar el-Sadat, Rod Serling, Hanna Schygulla, Gary Sandy, Jimmy Buffett, Mabel King, CCH Pounder, Barbara Mandrell, Sissy Spacek, Humphrey Bogart, Dido, Quentin Crisp, Annie Lennox, and Shane MacGowan just to name a few people who were born today, unlike Jesus.