Oh dear. Poor Michael Phelps. It doesn't look like the end of the Bush Era is going to be the end of being a dick. Kellogs, I'm talking you! Phelps' sponsors have been deserting him all day. Sporting organizations are condemning him left and right. Christ, people! If ANYONE deserved one or two fun bong hits -- after WINNING more OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALS than anyone in modern history -- its Michael Phelps. Do I need to repeat that?! Give a hot bitch a break! He's like 18 years old! Sheesh! I hope my favorite pot comedian (who is also my favorite (male) comedian), Doug Benson hosts a benefit concert to boost Phelps' spirits (and to get him high backstage). And WHO is the super DOUCHE who sold that photo? I hope Phelps get him alone in a room! I'll be posting more on this item as I get more and more angry and more and more stoned throughout the weekend ...so stay tuned!
Friday, February 6, 2009
Michael Phelps: Waiting To Exhale
Oh dear. Poor Michael Phelps. It doesn't look like the end of the Bush Era is going to be the end of being a dick. Kellogs, I'm talking you! Phelps' sponsors have been deserting him all day. Sporting organizations are condemning him left and right. Christ, people! If ANYONE deserved one or two fun bong hits -- after WINNING more OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALS than anyone in modern history -- its Michael Phelps. Do I need to repeat that?! Give a hot bitch a break! He's like 18 years old! Sheesh! I hope my favorite pot comedian (who is also my favorite (male) comedian), Doug Benson hosts a benefit concert to boost Phelps' spirits (and to get him high backstage). And WHO is the super DOUCHE who sold that photo? I hope Phelps get him alone in a room! I'll be posting more on this item as I get more and more angry and more and more stoned throughout the weekend ...so stay tuned!
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