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1 comment:
OMJ! I know you don't you be disrespecting my Jonas Brothers! I LOVE them and I even wrote a song about Baby Nick (the cutest most hairless one) called "7 Things". It's about the 7 things I LOVE about Nick:
1. His hair (on his head)
2. His lack of hair (on his body)
3. His squinty sexy eyes
4. His pouty lips
5. His Type 1 Diabetes
6. His cock
7. His cock (I just love it!)
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