Ryan's inane banter is just
WRONG. Why would Ryan even talk to the judges on live TV? There's no reason. It seems like Ryan's orders from the producers are, "Be as
obnoxious and
annoying as possible." Ryan takes people who are nervous enough to pee and he f*cks with them. Then he takes a professional panel of blowhards and asks them ridiculous questions that often lead them off on pointless tangents and embarrassing
kerfuffles. Can someone please tell me
why I don't like Von Smith? He even reeled it
WAY in -- for him -- but I still find him grating as all hell. My 2
WTF!? performances of the night were turned in by Nathaniel (so-queer-it-hurts) and Alex (so-geeky-it-hurts). Nathaniel,
the gayest man on the planet, chose a
Meatloaf song?! And then the arrangement of the song was completely
schizo! And THEN
stupid Ryan had to go talk to his grandmother in the audience.
AWKWARD! Alex tried to inject some soul into his geeky performance and only accentuated his
geeky side. He sounded awful and danced like Elaine on SEINFELD.
Not good. Also not good were Taylor who is
NOT Alicia Keys, and Jorge who is
NOT Julio Iglesias. I
loved Kristen's Tracy Chapman song. I thought she was the only singer of the night who really just
killed it. She made the song her own and really likable/catchy. Ju'Not's
Hey There Delila was the ONLY version of that song I've
ever liked. He was my second favorite even though the first part of his song put me to sleep. Lil Rounds also started off
rocky but redeemed herself by the end of the song. But she didn't knock it out of the park. She
bunted and then ran her booty off. The
highlight of my IDOL week 3 was the release of some off-the-hook pics of
Adam Lambert. I'm looking forward to next week's "wild card" round to see just how f'ed up FOX makes things. I hope the "wild card" contestants have to
cage fight for their spot on the "big show."
Ryan's inane banter is just WRONG. Why would Ryan even talk to the judges on live TV? There's no reason. It seems like Ryan's orders from the producers are, "Be as obnoxious and annoying as possible." Ryan takes people who are nervous enough to pee and he f*cks with them. Then he takes a professional panel of blowhards and asks them ridiculous questions that often lead them off on pointless tangents and embarrassing kerfuffles. Can someone please tell me why I don't like Von Smith? He even reeled it WAY in -- for him -- but I still find him grating as all hell. My 2 WTF!? performances of the night were turned in by Nathaniel (so-queer-it-hurts) and Alex (so-geeky-it-hurts). Nathaniel, the gayest man on the planet, chose a 
Meatloaf song?! And then the arrangement of the song was completely schizo! And THEN stupid Ryan had to go talk to his grandmother in the audience. AWKWARD! Alex tried to inject some soul into his geeky performance and only accentuated his geeky side. He sounded awful and danced like Elaine on SEINFELD. Not good. Also not good were Taylor who is NOT Alicia Keys, and Jorge who is NOT Julio Iglesias. I loved Kristen's Tracy Chapman song. I thought she was the only singer of the night who really just killed it. She made the song her own and really likable/catchy. Ju'Not's Hey There Delila was the ONLY version of that song I've ever liked. He was my second favorite even though the first part of his song put me to sleep. Lil Rounds also started off rocky but redeemed herself by the end of the song. But she didn't knock it out of the park. She bunted and then ran her booty off. The highlight of my IDOL week 3 was the release of some off-the-hook pics of Adam Lambert. I'm looking forward to next week's "wild card" round to see just how f'ed up FOX makes things. I hope the "wild card" contestants have to cage fight for their spot on the "big show."
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