Another Day, Another Hilarious Sarah W. Palin Video Spoof

Frances McDormand as Sheriff Marge Gunderson in FARGO interviews Governor Palin. It's hilarious! You betcha! [wink.] Speaking of which, Sheriff Marge Gunderson has more foreign policy experience than Sarah W. Palin (and Sheriff Marge is a fictional character). I would love to see Bonnie Hunt interview Palin too.

John McCain is "The Vet Who Did Not Vet: A Cautionary Tale" also starring Sarah W. Palin

You don't always get what you should get when you don't vet. For those of you who are still confused and baffled by John McCain's selection of Sarah "Who?" Palin as his Vice Presidential running mate at a time of great crisis in our country. It seems like McCain is thumbing his nose at America. Here's a video clip to help you understand it all.

Because We All Need A Laugh On Friday: Betty White On Sarah Palin

Betty white is still brilliantly funny after 174 years in the business, bless her heart. Here she is on the Craig (vomit in my mouth) Ferguson Show sharing some of her political views. Go, Betty! Go, Betty! Go! Go!

Gwen Ifill: "Palin blew me off"

Palin's Ties to Domestic Terrorism and Her Witchdoctor

Though Keith Olbermann is a misogynistic gasbag, I still respect his ability to make a 10 minute "Special Comment" that is unlike anything else on TV. He really is a throw-back to the "old days" of journalism where people really went after a story. Sadly, these days, those people are called commentators and the Bush-fed rubber-stamp media whores are called journalists. Sarah Palin must be out of her mind to directly associate herself with people who assert that Barack Obama is "pallin' around" with terrorists when Mr. & Mrs. Palin have been "pallin' around with terrorists for years and as recently as last year. When Keith is right, he's really right. This is worth a watch and a forward to your friends.

Bitchcon meltdown!

Monday morning, Elizabitch Hasselcoulter almost imploded defending McCain and McPalin after the train wreck of a (wink) debate last week. Her frustration at having ALL three other women on THE VIEW jump down her throat was palpable and may have registered on Bitch-O-Meters worldwide.

In Case You Missed The Debate

No Greater Disapointment Than The Democratic Party

Joe Biden, you asinine mummy, thanks for derailing the Democratic Party again this election. Unless, John McCain falls and breaks a hip or calls Palin "honey" we're doomed again. Hillary would have wiped the floor with Palin. Sadly, by about an hour in Biden handed the debate to that crazy whackjob, Palin. "Barack Obama nor I support redefining from a civil side what constitutes marriage. We do not support that." Shoulda voted for Hillary, gays. Shoulda!

Sarah Palin: Homosexuality Is A Choice

"As for homosexuality, I am not going to judge Americans and the decisions that they make in their adult personal relationships. I have...one of my best friends for the last 30 years happens to be gay and I love her dearly. She's not my gay friend, she is one of my best friends who happens to have made a choice that isn't a choice that I have made. But I'm not going to judge people." -Republican Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin's Facebook Page

Empty your bladder, and then click on the image to enlarge.

Tina Fey KILLS Sarah Palin

Poor John McCain and his failing judgment. I understand his desperation in picking a female running mate, and having slim pickings among the Republican Robot factory. Choosing a Vice Presidential running mate with no experience was a bad enough decision, but picking a Vice Presidential running mate with no experience who looks like Tina Fey, the funniest woman currently living on the planet, was a REALLY bad decision.

Fey KILLED it! Granted, it's almost like shooting fish in a barrel these days. But, only Fey could deliver Palin's actual words and make them funnier. God bless and keep Tina Fey safe from witchcraft until the election when she can do one final swan song as losing Vice Presidential candidate and historical joke/footnote Sarah Palin.

Palin Still Hiding From The Media (With Good Reason)

I love Jack Cafferty. He was a news anchor when I lived in NYC. He's always been a cranky old bastard in the BEST sense of that word. I love his daily segments on Wolf Blitzer's crazy-assed show on CNN. From Towleroad (which you should be reading EVERY day!) Cafferty: "I'm 65 and have been covering politics for a long time. That is one of the most pathetic pieces of tape I have ever seen for someone aspiring to one of the highest offices in this country."

The Sarah Palin Story As A "Bad" Disney Movie

Happy Freaky Friday. If Thursday was any indication, ANYTHING is possible today. All I know is that if John McCain weasels his way out of the debate Friday night, he is a spineless old fool whose campaign deserves to go down in flames along with his reputation. If the American people (via the Electoral College or Diebold Voting Machine Fraud) elect John McCain President with that vapid Barbie Palin as his VP, I'm moving to Denmark and becoming a heroin addict on November 5th. Matt Damon recently said, "It's like a really bad Disney movie, The Hockey Mom. 'Oh, I'm just a hockey mom from Alaska', and she's president!?!" Damon continues, "She's facing down Vladimir Putin and using the folksy stuff she learned at the hockey rink. It's absurd." Though, I personally don't think there's such a thing as a bad Disney movie (I know! I know!) here's one we're all about to live through. It would be funnier if it was so damn true and scary.

Sarah Palin: Talking In Circles

Well, her all-night study sessions about global politics and speaking to the press are really paying off! Seriously, if this worthless ploy ever becomes President, I am SO moving to ANY other country than America.

McCain Lies Again

David Letterman was understandably upset when John McCain pussied out of his appearance on the LATE SHOW, and --according to Letterman-- LIED about having to go immediately back to D.C. to "deal with the financial crisis"/duck out of the debates. McCain spent last night in DC and only returned to D.C. this morning after going on CBS Evening news (while the Letterman show was taping) and speaking at another engagement this morning. Dave spent at least 40 minutes of his show raking McCain and Palin over the coals with the help of his last-minute replacement guest, Keith "I'm Sexist but Still Hate Republicans" Olberman. It was delightfully entertaining as well as very informative. David Letterman did briefly explain why he was a fan of the "straight talking" McCain and why he has the utmost respect for the Senator and national hero, but that now, "...something smells in that campaign." I can smell it from here.

The Right Is Nothing If Not Organized

PBS is doing a poll which asks if Sarah Palin is qualified to be VP (a heartbeat away from the Presidency of The United States Of America). The right wing nut jobs have organized a yes campaign which is --at the moment-- winning. Please take 1 minute and go to:

http://www.pbs.org/now/polls/poll-435.html and vote!

Please, send this on.

Sheri Shepard Palin

Sheri Shepard said she thought she looked like Audrey Hepburn, but I don't even have to beg to differ. Are you KIDDING me?!?! Is there no one at THE VIEW who looked at Sheri Shepard before she went out today and said, "Um, girl, you need to um... you should... girl, you look like black Sarah Palin!" Because that's the first thing Whoopi said when they sat down. Why would any one especially a black woman WANT to look like that Alaskan gun-toting psychopath? WTF?!

Palin and Clinton Address the Nation Together

Not to oversell last night's opening on SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE, but only Tina Fey and Amy Pohler could have pulled off such a silly and serious sketch about the STARK differences between Palin and Clinton. And, Pohler captured Hillary's justified outrage at the recent turn of events. Tina Fey gets mad props from me for pushing her Palin aping past the obvious doppleganger similarities. I was secretly hoping and chanting that Fey would appear as Palin, and I my guarded optimism was paid off last night. Enjoy the clip.

Also interesting to note is the insane spike in people Googling the word "flurge." It is the #23 MOST SEARCHED term as of Sunday at noon Pacific time (with a bullet!) Various versions of "tina fey as sarah palin snl" etc are ranked 3rd through 6th.

No Comment: Sarah Palin Continues Hiding From The Media

While Vice Presidential Candidate and experience-free gun-toting hockey-mom, Sarah Palin, is HIDING FROM THE PRESS and continues to avoid addressing the issues, a few things have surfaced about her choices as mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. While in office, she supported a policy which charged rape victims for their rape-kit examinations. If you've just been raped, I have to assume that the last thing you want to be asked is, "Will you be paying by cash, check, or credit card for your rape kit?" From the Mat-Su Valley Frontiersman newspaper back in 2000 when Palin was mayor of Wasilla, "'In the past we've charged the cost of exams to the victims insurance company when possible. I just don't want to see any more burden put on the taxpayer'," Wasilla Police Chief (under Sarah Palin) Charlie Fannon said. " A police chief from the neighboring town of Palmer, Alaska said in the same article, "Chief Laren Zager said that to his knowledge, no sexual assault victim has ever been billed by the city of Palmer for an exam to collect evidence of a crime. Zager, who has been police chief since January, said he would never expect a victim to be burdened with the cost of a police investigation. I'm prepared to pay every dime in an investigation. As long as I am chief, I would never bill a victim, Zager said." Palin apparently didn't agree, but a state law forced her to absorb the cost of crime victims in her town instead of billing them for the crime committed against them. That's sound judgement we can trust for the future. NOT!

Screw Tina Fey, It's Harriet Miers I'm Worried About

Many people are talking about how much Sarah (gag) Palin reminds them of Tina Fey. Screw Tina Fey! Sarah Palin reminds ME of Harriet Miers! Doesn't anyone else remember the "scare tactics" the GOP used to get Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O'Conner replaced by that complete Republican right-wing nut job, Alito? They used the ol' bait and switch tactics. Trot out some crazy unqualified bitch to get people all riled up and then sneak a man in the back door while everyone's losing their shit. Well, while Palin is mouthing off about guns, teenage pregnancy, and her lies about not supporting the Alaskan Bridge To Nowhere (look it up, people!) the GOP is probably preparing Dick Cheney for another 8 years as VP on the same life-support making occasional public appearances.