Chia-Obama

Cha cha cha chia! President of the United States and avid reader, Barack Obama, has now received one of our nation's top honors, he's been made into a Chia President. Jeanne Moos of CNN (one of my favorite TV reporters EVER) explains:

Live WIth Barack And Kelly

The highlight of my morning (every weekday morning) is the host chat segment of LIVE WITH REGIS & KELLY. However, this week the Reg and Kelly host chat has been pre-empted by President Elect Barack Obama on BOTH Monday and Tuesday. Now, don't get me wrong. I know the country is sliding deeper into the shitter every day and I need to know what's going on, but how am I supposed to take bad news like that without Kelly (and occasionally Regis) to cheer me up. Fortunately, you can watch the host chats online. There's probably just one more show this week. President-Elect Obama, if you're reading this, please schedule your speech tomorrow AFTER host chat! It's only 20-30 minutes. Thank you for listening.

We Did It!

Unless you're gay. Then you're still pretty screwed.

Get out there and VOTE!

Today's the day you've been waiting almost 2 years for. It's your chance to take part in history and have your voice be heard. You can either vote to continue the disasterous last 8 years by voting for John McCain and roll the dice that Palin could become President of THIS country. McCain/Palin would be a third term for Bush/Cheney: more wars, huge tax breaks for big business, lies, torture, stripping the Constitution, and so on and so on. You've lived it for the last 8 years, do you really want 4 more years of this shit?! Thankfully, there's another choice.
Please take the time today to vote. Even if you have to wait in line for hours, it's worth it! This is an historic election. Our country was overthrown in 2000 by a Republican appointed Supreme Court, and defrauded in 2004 by too many shady campaign pranks. This is your chance to finally put an end to this 8 year nightmare. Vote for change! Vote for Barack Obama. The future of this country depends on YOU!

Bassets For Obama

These guys (and their driver) go by my house at least once a week. They're so cute! I'm so glad that someone is finally trying to get the Basset Hound vote out!

Happy Friday

Stuttering John

Does anyone know what the hell John McCain was talking about during the debate. His constant stuttering is making me dizzy. Obama seems much more well-spoken and factually accurate. McCain is all over the place. His jumpiness makes me uneasy. Also, he is NOT my friend.

Obama on THE VIEW

Who straight-up butted in and interrupted Obama mid-sentence first? Elizabeth. Natch. After her kissy intro, she attacks him with the worst snippets from Rev. Wright's sermons. And then the LOOK on Joy Behar's face when Obama said to Elizabeth, "Imagine if somebody compiled the 5 stupidest things you'd ever said..." Joy looks right into the camera and rolls her eyes as if to say, "She's said 3 of the stupidest things she's ever said this week alone." HOLY SHIT! It was the funniest thing I have EVER seen in my life! Joy can barely contain her own laughter. At least one person in the audience busts out laughing. (see below - until it gets taken down) Why does Liz have to use that holier-than-thou tone in her voice? I was satisfied when Obama proceeded to put that skinny white spaz in her place. Other than Barbara's well-researched and pointed question, it was an Obama LOVEFEST. They really let him go on and on and on.