Worth 1000

My personal favorite from worth1000.com. Happy Friday on Monday. Yes, that's how far behind I am.

Happy Friday, Gaytatoes!

My friends on Facebook shared this with me. Gay stereotypes are only funny on Friday, so I saved it until today. Kudos to the filmmaker!

Have a FIERCE Friday, potatoes!

Pam, Richie, and Amanda (and about 32 pounds of silicone) send kisses and blessings upon your Fierce Friday! Get out there and show the world your inner Amanda, or Pam, or Richie.

Don't Fall In Love With a Homo

Good advice, ladies. Happy Friday, potatoes, from gay pop superstar, TV personality, and nightlife legend, "Gay Pimp" Jonny McGovern. The Gay Pimp blazed onto the New York scene in 2000 with a satirical mix of character comedy and dirty gay hits. That's from his web site; though, I cleaned up the grammar. Who is proofreading your site, Jonny?! I think Jonny is hilarious. You may have seen him on recent VH1 snark-o-vision shows where they "countdown" the 90s or whatever. Search for him on YouTube and you'll find a bounty of humorous and nasty videos.

Happy Friday! You Made It Through Christmas!

Good for you! You made it through Christmas. Now, with an eye toward the new year full of "hope*" and "change*" and "equality for all*" (*unless you're gay) here is an inspirational video from Funny Or Die dot com to start your post-xmas off right!

Now use your own unique talents (see photo above) and get out there and change the world... right after THE PRICE IS RIGHT!

Happy Friday From Lily F#CK!NG Allen

I love this song and the (accompanying and attached) video from brilliantly bitchy Brit Lily Allen.

Happy Friday, Bitches!

I know, I know! It's Kathy Griffin overload, but she's f#ckin' funny as hell. In case you don't watch THE TONIGHT SHOW (because it's more offensive than funny) here's a clip of La Griffin from the other night. Listen closely at the very beginning, does Jay say, "...Kathy Griffith"? I think he does.

I'm working on my "10ish Most Fascinating People of 2008 List." Kathy's on it. Barbara Walters is NOT. Stay tuned, potatoes.